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Sunglasses Wit Da Rap

by The Wank Bullets

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lyrics

Stop! I know what you're thinking
This is going to be shit cus we've all been drinking
Yeah so what? We've been drinking since three
We've been drinking so long we should have masters degrees
You can't see our eyes for this cunning disguise
This ain't no mascarade we are all wearing shades
We all look cool, we look so dandy
I'm so in love with myself I offered myself a hand shandy

I'm in denial, they shouldn't let me rap
Because I'm so high pitched that I sound a bit crap.
I say Fuck em, because they all have their flaws
And I've got a pitch shifter and really big balls
Granny used to say, close your ears this is rank
You can lead a horse to water but you can't beat a wank
I've got so many friends and they're great
I'd even go so far to call them my mates
Still im Hanging round on Facebook trying to look cool
Fuckit I'm going down the pub, you can't be fooled

Oh so yeah I cover my eyes
They give you away when youre upset or when you're high
They give you away, they're a window to the soul
If you don't lose yourself they'll be the same when you are old

Granny used to say listen son don't be bitter
You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter
I miss my little chats with the daft old bat
Ill be just like her one day but with a penis not a twat.
This may sound juvenile but it has got meaning
And I'm really really sorry to if its your lyrics I've been thieving
It's time to wrap it up, I hope you've had fun
You're bound to love this next bit it's a picture of my bum

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released January 18, 2013
Freddy Bullet / Monsieur XO

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